lorddiobrando:

the-goddamazon:

king-emare:

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

that explains a lot

Wow. Good to know.

nice to know I can’t fucking use it

Another thing I’m to fat for

(via thedivinemorningstar)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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amicuzzo:

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.


I bet that feels so good:!!Like the perfect combination of a clean shave, getting out the shower after using a luxurious body wash, and relaxing after taking a huge dump (like the feel of those not doing that shit at the same time lol)

amicuzzo:

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

I bet that feels so good:!!
Like the perfect combination of a clean shave, getting out the shower after using a luxurious body wash, and relaxing after taking a huge dump (like the feel of those not doing that shit at the same time lol)

(via thedivinemorningstar)

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

katellamarie21:

whoabroa:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have…

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY